California authorities have asked the public to be on the lookout for a life-sized bronze statue of a child that was stolen from the Miller-Jones Mortuary in Menifee. The statue depicts a child climbing a tree to touch a bird.
The statue of Abraham Lincoln in Florida has a nice new hole in it, thanks to a naughty little kitten. Somehow the three week old devil managed to find its way inside the statue, forcing rescuers to drill a hole into the sculpture to rescue him. LOLcat.
The best way to shut down central London for several hours is to climb up onto the statue of the Duke of Cambridge stark naked. Works everytime.